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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
Hmmm..........Hey everyone........isn't AprilHare looking rather.......well fed these days?
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That seed sure is good! - But really, it's all that exercise. My muscles are nice and sinewy now (read: tough).
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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
Perhaps we should let little poohbear chickie alone, she's kinda puny anyway. Not much meat there.
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You should have left pooh alone
all along.
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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
AprilHare on the other hand? LOOK at those drumsticks!!!
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Get your hungry eyes off my drumsticks! I'm not that sort of chook!
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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
I have a net, theres a tree we can climb and drop it over her when she passes by.......I just don't know how we're gonna get her cooked properly.
Anyone got a giant size rotisserie???
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What a cockamany plan. You couldn't catch me if you wanted to!
And no, no-one has a rotisserie. For shame!
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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
No need for a giant rotisserie. Any chicken will fit when cut in the proper sized pieces. At worst, we have to have to stow half of the chicken in a cold place while the other half cooks.
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Oh chook god, save me from these savages and their sharp implements!