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Originally Posted by orlok
An American, an Englishman and a Frenchman are in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when Saudi police rush in and arrest them.
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The American replied: “Tie the Frenchman to my back.”
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That reminds me of something that is not really a joke, but it is funny in displaying the various biases and different cultures have toward others:
Ted Nugent was being interviewed by a British journalist Robert Chalmers. The journalist asked, "What do these deer think when they see you coming? 'Here comes the nice guy who puts out our dinner?' Or, 'there's the man that shot my brother?'"
Nugent replied, "I don't think they're capable of either of those thoughts, you Limey asshole. They're only interested in three things: the best place to eat, having sex and how quickly they can run away. Much like the French."