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Originally Posted by 5thWiggle
[OMEN] <received in the form of a new Karma Fortune> AprilHare figures prominently and deliciously in "The Joy of Cooking" [/OMEN]
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That's a vicious rumour. I do not appear in any such book. I have featured in
Bird Seed Connoisseurs Weekly however.
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Originally Posted by Sweetpea
How to make "Chicken Pie"...
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You can't. That "Chicken Pie" recipe is fake, and will make you ill; you may die actually.
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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
Ah, Santa Chicken. He finds the good little chickens and brings them to the kitchen for the good little girls and boys.
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How dare you insult Santa Chicken! Lumps of chicken delivered coal for you this year!
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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
Memo to April: we must scratch out these perfidious recipes and call in Santa Chook with his mighty band of angry elves - to defend us against Christmas dinners everywhere!
Memo to self: Refuse ALL dinner invitations. ALL invitations.
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*nod*. All these evil recipes will condemn them to Chook Hell.
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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
You want help with more chicken recipes? Okey-dokey, here ya go!"
Chicken Salad in Baskets Recipe
<snip>
Yield: 20 appetizers.
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Trying to turn me into an appetiser is a move doomed to failure.
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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
Pooh, honey.
Have you been gaining a little weight? You look mighty delicious, er, delectable, er, I mean you are looking GOOD........
Having a little party here Christmas eve.....care to attend??? Don't bother to bring anything. Just your yummy self would be good.
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Beware this sort of evil offer, pooh. Their evil knows no bounds. We'll have a party with plenty of seed, so just ignore them.
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Originally Posted by Sweetpea
What's with this "cups" in American recipes... How much is a cup!?!?! Do all American households have the same cups or something?
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There is a standard US cup size (about 237 mL), a metric cup size (250 mL) or a Canadian cup size (about 227 mL). Take your pick. Or if you're confused, give up on these atrocious chicken recipes altogether (my personal suggestion).