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Originally Posted by anamardoll
Perhaps a retelling set in Japan...  |
Make it a cheerful Christmas tale, with
this as the most awesomest holiday tree ever, under which Beauty and the Beast romantically eat the traditional festive KFC off those razor-sharp claws*.
* Like
Lady and the Tramp with the spaghetti, only edgier. And pointier. And with slightly more risk of careless fatal injury, which shows Trust and Love, naturally.