Lie to your GP about having intense head pain. The moment you're in the same room as an MRI machine, toss the Vox into it and hit the switch! This works; I've seen it in films about spies and everything.
In seriousness, though, you'd probably get away with returning it to Kobo. Most companies get devices full of data all the time; it's only private shop cowboys you need to look out for.
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