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Old 12-09-2011, 09:04 PM   #1
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Free book (Kindle/Nook/Sony) The Misanthrope's Guide to Life [Comedic Self-Help]

The Misanthrope's Guide to Life: (Go Away!) by Meghan Rowland, is another one of those humourous "how-to embrace your dysfunction" parody self-help guides, free courtesy of publisher Adams Media.

Currently free @ Amazon UK, will no doubt become free in the other stores over the weekend.

Description
Misanthrope, n.: 1.) One who hates mankind; a curmudgeon; a loner; 2.) The guy in your office who responded to your e-mail of baby photos with "D-. Passing, but not college material"; 3.) A Realist —From The Misanthrope's Guide to Life

In this guide, you'll learn how to get away from the pain-in-the-asses who make you seriously consider investing in a fallout shelter and making it your new home.

You'll take isolated comfort in these survival strategies, including how to:

- Conduct managed incoherence to get the delivery boy from the lobby to your door

- Take a "French leave" in order to eat alone at work

- Get ousted from your kickball league by dressing as Magnum, P.I. for every game

- Get back at the jerk yapping on his cell phone by reciting the lyrics to Harry Chapin's version of "Cat's in the Cradle"

- End a conversation by "Gwynething" (also known as playing the "I'm delightfully foreign" act) someone to death.

This is the survival guide you will be annoyed not to have.
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