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One day a little non-conforming sparrow decided that he was not going to fly south for the winter. However, he quickly changed his mind as winter approached and it got colder. Unfortunately, he left too late in the season, and as he was flying south his wings began to frost up. Eventually he was unable to fly, and he crash landed onto an old farm yard. To make matters worse, shortly after crashing a cow took a dump that landed right on top of this poor bird. Now the little bird thought he was done for, but the manure started warming him up and defrosting his wings, so the little bird started singing with joy. This was a mistake, because a large Tom cat heard the singing and then found the bird in the manure -- and quickly ate the little bird.
Now, there are three morals to this little tale.
1) Not everyone who shites on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shite is your friend.
3) If you are happy and content in a pile of shite then keep your mouth shut.
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