After spending the week back home in Alabana with the drunken in-laws, my gift will be to get home after the holiday!
I've got a flock of pink flamingo figurines that are wearing santa hats, sunglasses, flipflops, and carrying wreaths that I plan to wrap and take as gifts for the hostess at the parties we will be attending. Meanwhile, they are roosting on my coffee table. I hope their new owners enjoy them as much as I have. I get the giggles!
I do not want anything for myself. Is it corny to say that my wish is for peace and for the returning service boys to quickly pick up their lives and successfully transfer back to civilian life?