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Old 12-07-2011, 11:32 AM   #4232
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Originally Posted by silvan4now View Post
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette.
A bit different than what I have heard.

But the punch line I "use" is.

You throw one overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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