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Originally Posted by silvan4now
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette.
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And drown in the river because you don't have a boat anymore
P.S. They say that smocking is harmful for your health
go figure...