I'm at a wedding (don't ask me how I got talked into attending a wedding, which should only ever be attended by blood relatives, IMO), and I'm annoyed. I'm looking around the room. The minister/pastor/priest/whatever clears his throat, and quavers, "Wuv...".
I lock eyes with the only other person in the room who is, like me, frantically trying to lock eyes with anyone else who sees the humor in this, who is on the other side of the auditorium, a woman in her mid-50s, and we both simultaneously let out a loud "HA!". I stifle myself, but this poor dear had to stand up and rush out.
I loved her immediately.
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