True story...
When my son was about 6 years old, I asked him what he wanted Santa to bring him this Christmas. He looked at me and said "Dad, I'm six years old. I don't think there really is a Santa Claus."
I said "Son, if you don't believe in Santa Claus, you don't get presents for Christmas!"
He thought about that for a few seconds and said
"Dad, would Santa prefer we left him chocolate chip cookies or oatmeal cookies?"
Stitchawl
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