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I fear my husband will never become immune to pink (nor will he shop for feminine products)
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Maybe handling your pink Vox will desensitize him, and before you know it he'll be cooking dinner, doing laundry, and grocery shopping. Start gently - maybe laying the Vox on his chest for a moment while he naps on the sofa. Then browse some of his favourite websites. Nonchalantly hand him the Vox while saying "Honey, have you seen this?". Later, download a few games and challenge him to an "Angry Bird" off - winner gets [put suggestive comment here].
Once he realizes pink will not emasculate him, the rest is easy.
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Robert A. Heinlein
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(But before you send him for femmine products, make sure he knows
exactly what you want. Those damn boxes are confusingly similar, and I'm sure they change them every week!)