Thread: Silliness Advice for Hobbits ...
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Old 11-25-2011, 11:13 AM   #1
HobbWhittons
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Smile Advice for Hobbits ...

1. Regarding feet: wax, don't shave.

2. Second breakfast should be savoured, not rushed.

3. If a well-known 'disturber of the peace' turns up with a cartload of fireworks, resist the urge to tamper.

4. The wearing of reinforced underwear is highly recommended when playing 'tag' with ring wraiths.

5. If the 'Prancing Pony' has a yard sale, don't buy any pillowcases.

6. Before starting a conversation with an Ent, make sure you have nothing in your diary for the week ahead.

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