11-25-2011, 11:13 AM
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Junior Member
Posts: 3
Karma: 10
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Lincoln, England
Device: kindle
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Advice for Hobbits ...
1. Regarding feet: wax, don't shave.
2. Second breakfast should be savoured, not rushed.
3. If a well-known 'disturber of the peace' turns up with a cartload of fireworks, resist the urge to tamper.
4. The wearing of reinforced underwear is highly recommended when playing 'tag' with ring wraiths.
5. If the 'Prancing Pony' has a yard sale, don't buy any pillowcases.
6. Before starting a conversation with an Ent, make sure you have nothing in your diary for the week ahead.
Need some help to keep this one going!
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