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ragwitch · 11-23-2011, 06:38 AM

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die when Congress adheres to the ultimate rule of law, the U.S. Constitution."

"You crafty devil, you!" said the fairy.

11-23-2011, 06:38 AM	#4143
ragwitch Enthusiast Posts: 25 Karma: 32890 Join Date: Nov 2011 Device: none	I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "then I want to die when Congress adheres to the ultimate rule of law, the U.S. Constitution." "You crafty devil, you!" said the fairy.