[montsnmags]

I hate you nekokami(*). I hate you with all of my Being, and also all the parts of my mind that I can find. I might hate you with my soul, but you'd have to ask iBoy about that, because I gave him my soul (but got this really cool beanie, and even cooler avatar, in exchange!).

Here I was, glorying in the unimpeded wind of superiority that flowed across my pinnacle of human cultural supremacy, and you come along and knock me off like a....a poor wikkle spider off a leaf.

Damn it, Zelda! Just change your avatar to nekokami's. Just do it. It rips me to shreds to see my shameful vomit of MS Paint still splooging its monstrous inferiority under your name. Take nekokami's. For my sake...please!

(* Of course, I am reminded that my hateful hyperbole is quickly overtaken by one counterargument that cannot be overcome - as previously mentioned, nekokami is "dead sexy". She is the Prozac to my madness; the taser to my berserker; the horse-tranq' to my brumby; the warm milk to my midnight insomnia; the galangal seafood soup to my two-minute noodle. I can never hate her.

Cheers,
Marc (if only she had the right googly bits...~sigh~)