The Gutter Cleaning Robot
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Originally Posted by www.woot.com
It’s spring. Things are warming up. People are wearing less and less everywhere you go. And your mind is firmly in the gutter.
All those leaves to clean, all that wet mulch and strange molds and maybe a venomous millipede with a rifle. You don’t want to go up there. You certainly don’t want to pay a stranger. And your kid’s been at a slumber party for a week. They always know, those kids.
But never you fear, because if your gutter fits well against this template, the iRobot Looj will be there to fulfill Issac Asimov’s dream. No, it doesn’t have breasts, that was Heinlein’s dream. Pick up a book, jerkface.
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Juxtaposition: robot, breasts, books, Marc's faux-ku leaves