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Originally Posted by PeterT
As Flanders and Swann said Eating People is WRONG. Unfortunately, they were in a very non enlightened time; nowadays it would be Eating Chicken is WRONG. |
Eating chicken was always wrong.
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Originally Posted by Phogg
Well, we eat so many chickens, and really, why would we not?
Hold still a moment.
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Sorry, got to fly.. and yes, I know your impulses are neverending.
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Originally Posted by Dylrob
Unless we've already found and eaten you. As The Sixth Sense pointed out, the dead don't always know that they're dead.
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Oh, I'm alive, but are you?
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Originally Posted by Phogg
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Good luck catching me to make your evil pizza.
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Originally Posted by Dylrob
Mmmm... Green curry with chicken.
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Yuk. Horrible.
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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
I wonder if this applies to AprilHare? Could AprilHare be the Jacob Marley of chickens, trying to warn other chickens so they can avoid their fate?
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Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
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Originally Posted by MJK2111
If eating chicken is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
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Yes. Yes you do want to be right. Let me count the ways..
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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
No. I don't have long hair, play the ukulele, or sing in a falsetto voice.
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Are you sure about that Solitaire1?