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All right then.
I have a writ here, from Alhazred, Ward, & Partners, enjoining all of you to cease and desist in your discussion of "deep dish pizza" (heretofore 'food of the gods'). You are further admonished to refrain from mentioning any and all foodstuffs created, perfected, or available solely in Chicagoland.
Failure to do so will result in stiff civil penalties, up to and including the devouring of your soul (not to mention the scandalous contents of your collective refrigerators).
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