Porn Is Ryanair's New In-Flight Entertainment
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Fresh off the heels of its sexy cabin crew calendar, Ryanair is now proposing a scandalous new in-flight app that will allow passengers to screen porn at 30,000 feet.
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Ryanair has made a series of shocking announcements of late. Aside from the aforementioned calendar, the airline announced plans earlier this month to remove toilets to make room for seats. Also this month, Ryanair made headlines after one of its planes made an emergency landing due to window tape coming loose. In August Ryanair crew members offered a man suffering cardiac arrest a sandwich and a soda, and then charged him for it.
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Personally I would prefer on plane toilets, more leg-room, safe planes, and a free f__ing soda.