Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox
Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!
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"Hello?"
Hey there! Glad to get to know ya! Would you be interested in buying a life time ultra insurance policy?
"What are you doing calling me on my cell phone?"
Just $499.95 a month gets you compound interest and a nice little nest egg for retirement!
"Go away. Snopes.com says you're an urban legend."
Urk!
I glanced over at the squirrel. He was holding a tiny little phone.
"Malicious little bugger! Wait till I...
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