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Originally Posted by GeoffC
[B]As a gentleman I could not possibly stoop so low as to strike a lady ...
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I'm no gentleman. Righto, Zelda. You, me, outside in the ring; LET'S JELLYWRESTLE!
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Besides , I was incommunicado for 24 hours , I think I am coming down with something - perhaps I ate a thing at the party the other day / week / month / millenium - or was it last night !??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????!!!!!!
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Oh, yeah, I probably should have mentioned that.
You see, the hangovers from my parties are rather...extreme. Don't be surprised if you're a little bit...well, dead, maybe for a couple of weeks, and maybe have a desperate hunger for, you know...human brains (or more like "Brrrraaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnss!"). You might possibly also want to send out a whole lot of invalid takedown notices to YouTube on behalf of the RIAA and MPAA.
Look, the zombie-lawyer thing usually only lasts a couple of weeks, but you'll be perfectly okay afterwards - probably rich even, though you might be wanting to give your teeth a good flossing, and perhaps get your cholesterol checked (I'm afraid brains are one of the most cholesterol-packed foods around, so if you've been any decent kind of zombie...). When you find out the number of takedown notices you've sent out, you'll also want to have a really, really,
really loooooooong shower.
Cheers,
Marc