Thread: Playing the sex card
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Old 11-02-2011, 04:32 PM   #62
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Originally Posted by Keryl Raist View Post
After all, how many of us can think of wince inducing euphemisms in a fight scene? Brandon kicked Jack squarely in the manhood. Ummm... no.

There really is a special level of bad writing reserved for sex scenes.
My all-time favorite euphemism for "penis" that was used in fanfiction:

Elfhood.

I wish I were kidding.
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