oh now really, you had *hours*, and no-one could come up with anything ??? meta-threads about the words they contain are all the rage this week !
well i'll try to start you off... let's see...
jay : squirrel. Should be self explanatory with this crowd. (
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nay : "cheesy" i read this somewhere recently and it grated (ar ar ar !!) on my nerves. its principal merit seems to be that it actually embodies an example of its definition.