You want sympathy?
Forget it!
I don't even know what an ebook device feels like in real life!
Poor my ass!
Sorry, I had a few beers.
Welcome to the board. People here are really, really helpful, unless they post unutterable silly things, which seems to be quite the fad at the moment.
Every gadget takes a while to get used to, and some gadgets are so customizeable, that you can do things with them that even the makers didn't think of.
Congratulations on your device, I really envy everyone who has one.
(I read on a phone!)