This one's a favorite of mine: I coached my 3 year old on Halloween etiquette in preparation for Trick or Treat;
Me - Now what do you say when they open the door son
3 year old - twick or tweat
Me -Now what do you say after you get your candy:
3 year old - tanks you
We had it down pat... on video and him sounding so cute!
We walked to the house next door and the little old lady answers the door. I think they were having cabbage for supper.
Me: - Now what do you say, son?
3 year old - What's that smell? Somebody made a poopie?
I almost expired on the spot.
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