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These are from my niece, who is 4 now.
About a year ago, she & her grandmother were in the bathroom, getting ready for some event. I walked into the room, just time to hear my niece ask her grandmother what she was putting on her face. Her grandmother told her that it was a cream against wrinkles. My niece thought this was very strange, so she asked why her grandmother had wrinkles. Grandma said, “because I’m old.”
My niece: “Why are you old?”
A few weeks ago, I was sitting next to her, in the backseat of a car. Something caught her attention, and she suddenly shouted out, “look, that dog’s doing ballet!” I turned to look out the window, just in time to see a large dog (a boxer) with one of its hind legs held up proudly. It was peeing against a lamppost.
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