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Originally Posted by pilotbob
Towel wrapping optiona...
BOb
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Dearest Zelda,
It behooves me to mention, as your most beloved of friends who respects you so much he would even write vaguely-threatening, romantic, pastry-centric poetry to you, that amongst all of this brutish testosterone and Xena-esque estrogen, your willing portrayal of yourself in such a loose and epidermic fashion (admittedly with such honest resplendence) is not serving to augment the degree of respect you so thoroughly deserve.
As your humble confidante, please allow me to attend to your boudoir and grace your heavenly frame with modesty and my large and luxurious towel (ever on my person). It is the least I can do.
Cheers,
Marc
(PS. Shut up, you lot. I'm doing this for you. What? You
don't think I'm going to surreptitiously take some video and post it on YouTube for you?)