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Did you hear about the guy who called the police because he saw some people stealing things out of the shed in his back yard?
The police asked him if they were in his house and he said, "No." Then the police said that all units were busy and he should lock his doors. They would send someone as soon as they could.
The guy hung up, waited 30 seconds and called back. "I just called you about the people stealing things out of my shed. Well, don't worry about it, I shot them."
In less than five minutes, police cars screeched into his driveway, sirens blaring, and caught the thieves red-handed.
"I thought you said you shot them," said the officer.
"I thought you said no one was available," he replied.
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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