@WT Sharpe:
Good story

(And nice bike)
If it'd happened in Norway y'all probably woul'd have been lisenceless..
Anyway, for the record, I do in fact drive a Yamaha (FJR1300). I also have friends driving Harleys and we are always "bugging" each other on a friendly basis.
(I just had to send the 10-year-old-girl joke to my friends, no come-backs yet).
BTW, the original V-Max has no substitute. The new one looks boring and does not by far have the same magic aura as the original one, 200 HP or not.
(And my hair also used to be black, when it was still attached to my head).