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A 10-year-old girl is on her way home when a big bearded fellow on a large black motorcycle runs up the side of her, after running by a little, he looks at her and he says:
"Hey little girl, you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the girl, hurrying on.
The motorcyclist coming back up on her side again and says "Come on, I'll give you 10 dollars."
"NO!" she replies again and runs down the street. The motorcyclist approaches her again and says:
"Okay, my last offer, you get twenty dollars and a big bag of candy if you'll ride with me."
The girl stops, stares at the man and shouts:
"Now listen, Dad, it was you who bought the Harley-Davidson instead of the Yamaha. Live with it!"
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