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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce
I'd like to suggest members join me in a class action lawsuit against MR. I think we can find plenty of documented evidence that MR has the following deletorious deleterious effects:
- Reduces productivity at work
- Takes away time spent with family
- Rodent infestation
- Insect infestation
- Exposure to eldritch horror
- Avatar Madness
- Organ damage (specifically, the spleen)
- Use of the term lisuese liseuse (yeah, like that makes all the difference)
- Corrupts otherwise respectable members into Karma Whores (added due to popular demand)
- Repetitive Stress Disorders from constantly clicking User Profile and/or Who's Online
To join the lawsuit, simply click the "Karma" button located at the bottom of this post. |
Speaking for MobileRead on this matter, we acknowledge that we have a responsibility to protect a certain class of users (we use letters to distinguish the various classes, we denote this particular class as "L" Users) from their own unutterably silly choices.
Therefore will be instituting a strict policy of Protective Banning for all participants in this thread, in order to protect them from the negative consequences of membership here.
NO! Not
ME! I'm not even done with the po --