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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward
I prefer Sue'm and Shyster for my general law work, but for eldrich horror specialties I use Brigadier General (retired) Theodore Marley Brooks. I believe some of your minions have had dealing with him and some of his associates...
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Yeah, I wouldn't mess with "Ham" Brooks. If he doesn't stick you with that sword cane of his, or his ape-looking buddy doesn't dismember you, his boss will send you upstate for a not-even-close-to-legal lobotomy (between his periods of participation in the annual George Hamilton tanning open)...