I'd buy an old-school flip phone. With free wifi so readily available, I don't need 24/7 access to the internet. So being forced to pay for a data plan I don't need is a complete waste of the $562 I'd have to pay over the life of a two-year contract. I have better uses for that money than to donate it to some greedy carrier.
Example:
- $199 -- tablet: Kindle Fire / Kobo Vox
- $229 -- media player: Galaxy Player
- $99 -- ereader: Kindle Touch
- $35 -- MP3 player: Sansa Clip+
Grand Total = $562