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Old 05-06-2008, 06:25 PM   #88
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Yeah, see, that's big and all, but it lacks the sheer evil that reeks from the Texas Cockroach. Among other things, these bastards fly, and they will chase you. Some of the more ... impressive specimens reach 2" (~5cm) in length. They attack in the night, feasting on the sleeping (leave nasty welts too). They're always waiting to pounce when you least expect it. They're pure e-vil I tell you ... wonder if they're related to Hastur ....
In San Antonio (part of Texas and site of the Alamo) when I was a wee lad the cockroaches were large enough that a gang of six could steal a baby. Seems that while they could carry it, it was too large to eat on the spot. So it seems that even cockroaches have fast food to go.
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