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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
Sure, in a few short weeks she's done more damage to the house than any hurricane that's ever come our way, but isn't Crystal beautiful? How is it that I'm the only one in the family who likes her?
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When my wife starts screaming at our Christmas dog, Gizmo, I remind her that he's still a baby dog.
The last time that he chewed up something valuable of mine I cut his head off and mounted it to the wall.
Blink, Blink. Blink, Blink. Sorry. I was fantasizing there for a moment. Now, where was I???
Oh yeah. Remembering that the dog is still a puppy.
