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Originally Posted by Shayne Parkinson
Any complaints are to be directed to my old primary school teacher, who set us this poser back in the days of manned lunar missions.  |
Dear Shayne:
An angry chicken is knocking on my door right now, shouting "Shayne sent me to look you up!" I know I was a wee bit tough on you kids back in your primary school days, but it was for your own good. Look where it's gotten you today! A published author!
So why did you send a hysterical fowl to my door - screaming something about punctuation? Now it's something about crazy quiz questions?
I'm calling animal control now. If this chicken is a friend of yours, you can reclaim him from the shelter. You might want to hurry, as it's close to dinner time here.
Your old school teacher
Mrs. ToughButFair