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Taylor514ce · 05-06-2008, 09:54 AM

I'd like to suggest members join me in a class action lawsuit against MR. I think we can find plenty of documented evidence that MR has the following deletorious deleterious effects:

Reduces productivity at work
Takes away time spent with family
Rodent infestation
Insect infestation
Exposure to eldritch horror
Avatar Madness
Organ damage (specifically, the spleen)
Use of the term lisuese liseuse (yeah, like that makes all the difference)
Corrupts otherwise respectable members into Karma Whores (added due to popular demand)
Repetitive Stress Disorders from constantly clicking User Profile and/or Who's Online
causes sudden changes in diet
Uses up valuable reading time

To join the lawsuit, simply click the "Karma" button located at the bottom of this post.

05-06-2008, 09:54 AM	#1
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	Class Action Lawsuit against MR I'd like to suggest members join me in a class action lawsuit against MR. I think we can find plenty of documented evidence that MR has the following deletorious deleterious effects: Reduces productivity at work Takes away time spent with family Rodent infestation Insect infestation Exposure to eldritch horror Avatar Madness Organ damage (specifically, the spleen) Use of the term lisuese liseuse (yeah, like that makes all the difference) Corrupts otherwise respectable members into Karma Whores (added due to popular demand) Repetitive Stress Disorders from constantly clicking User Profile and/or Who's Online causes sudden changes in diet Uses up valuable reading time To join the lawsuit, simply click the "Karma" button located at the bottom of this post. Last edited by Taylor514ce; 05-09-2008 at 01:18 PM. Reason: “Reason is the slow and torturous method by which those who do not know the truth discover it”