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Originally Posted by NatCh
...They attack in the night, feasting on the sleeping (leave nasty welts too). They're always waiting to pounce when you least expect it. They're pure e-vil I tell you ...
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Ahh, I see. Like horses then, but smaller.
What, you didn't know that about horses?
...jumping their fences at the full moon ("sleep standing up", my big, fat hairy clacker!), sucking out your lifeforce, feasting on human flesh, kicking small children out windows, voting Conservative...
I urge you, keep your doors shut, and leave sugar cubes on your neighbour's lawn.
Cheers,
Marc