Yeah, see, that's big and all, but it lacks the sheer evil that reeks from the Texas Cockroach. Among other things, these bastards
fly, and they
will chase you. Some of the more ... impressive specimens reach 2" (~5cm) in length. They attack in the night, feasting on the sleeping (leave nasty welts too). They're always waiting to pounce when you least expect it. They're pure
e-vil I tell you ... wonder if they're related to Hastur ....
