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Originally Posted by montsnmags
...and let me invite you all to one of my fantabulous black-heart-and-tie dinner parties.
I warn you, bring a bib. This "pasta" may not be al dente (in fact, it's probably best that you not chew...and maybe hold your nose), but it sure does make a mess!
Dessert is Sticky Lice Pudding - no, that's not a racist slur, I use lice freshly-collected from Adrian's (the Invisible and Inadvertently Violent Gibbon - not the android one) pelt.
You won't believe where I source the soft-cheese platter from. Here's a hint - think of a surgical version of America's Biggest Loser.
RSVP required by the tolling of midnight. You are required to be there (that's an order!).
Cheers,
Marc
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IF that's the menu of choice , then erm I'll not bother thanks ...