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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
... "Can I have its intestines, please?", asks Marc. "I want his intestines!!" Anyway, let's seque safely away from there and...
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...and let me invite you
all to one of my fantabulous black-heart-and-tie dinner parties.
I warn you, bring a bib. This "pasta" may not be
al dente (in fact, it's probably best that you
not chew...and maybe hold your nose), but it sure does make a mess!
Dessert is Sticky Lice Pudding - no, that's not a racist slur, I use lice freshly-collected from Adrian's (the Invisible and Inadvertently Violent Gibbon - not the android one) pelt.
You won't
believe where I source the soft-cheese platter from. Here's a hint - think of a surgical version of
America's Biggest Loser.
RSVP required by the tolling of midnight. You are required to be there (that's an order!).
Cheers,
Marc