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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb
[ I think he was preparing to be embarrassed about attaching the charger to "nipples" if you were female. giggle ]
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I attached them to myself.
The milk boiled in the fridge, all the lightbulbs blew in "shower-of-glass" fashion, the TV turned black and white and started playing early Gilligan's Island (with the theme's "...and the rest" ending), the plants shriveled, ice blocks came out of the microwave, and my Iliad turned into a old scroll (apparently containing the "book"
The Dummies Guide to [Ahem], Um...Maybe...Like...At The Star Trek Convention In Milwaukee...Like [ahem] Saying Hello To That Hot Girl With The Hair-lip And One Leg Shorter Than The Other Over There Dressed Up As Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One ).
Hmm, it seems that I've fallen into the trap of assuming "karma" means "good". Apparently my next trip round samsara is in "Coach" -
"Would you like flies with your brimstone-and-coke?"
Cheers,
Marc (In a previous life, I was a God - I'm working my way backwards)