Genesis
Chapter 0
0 In the Beginning Ritchie created the PDP-11 and the UNIX.
1 And the UNIX was without form and void; and darkness was upon the face of the system programmers.
2 And Ritchie said, "Let there be portability!" And nothing happened, so Ritchie realized that he had his work cut out for him.
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