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Old 10-12-2011, 10:32 AM   #19487
WT Sharpe
Bah, humbug!
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Here's a partial list of the items the new dog has chewed up:

• The upholstered piano bench for my Clavinova that I use daily but managed to keep in mint condition for years.
• Every one of my shoes she can get a hold of.
• The shoulder strap on my knapsack I wear to work.
• One of the two canvas straps on my tool bag.
• My wife's favorite house shoes.
• My grandson's shoes.
• My Sennheiser HD 212Pro headphones.

In addition, she raids the garbage cans in the kitchen whenever she thinks I'm not watching. If I don't stop her, she'll have at least one rug covered in garbage.

The other night she jumped up on the counter and got into the homemade lasagna my wife made from scratch with fresh ingredients. She ended up throwing it out.

Norton's love has worn off. She plays too rough for him. She means well, but he's a little fellow.

She's very loving, but the rest of the family hates her, and I'm losing my patience. I think I'm going to have to find her a good home with a large fenced-in yard with a high fence (she jumps over ours). Either that, or find a new family for me.
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