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Originally Posted by Taylor514ce
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I "knew" an Australian girl once (Shelia, right?). ...
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[ahem] That would be "sheila", right? (you chauvinist pig, you
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An exerpt from a little skit on
The Fast Show...
[Carl Hooper - 'Strayun stereotope, a bit Croc' Hunter and a bit Croc' Dundee - is interviewing a lesbian feminist professor on Gender Studies, and after making rude jokes about her for quite some time, she storms out]
Prof. Jane Pauler: You are a textbook example of a male chauvist, latent homosexual neanderthal man!
Carl: Well, that's what being Australian is all about!
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She walks on Bondi Beach,
a new moon of sand -
her footsteps soon wash away.
The rolling surf will not erase
her passage through my dreams.
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You make backpacker love and a sandy crack sound so beautiful.
Cheers,
Marc