I've been working on this on and off for years now and decided maybe it's time to publish. I'm just attaching it to the thread for now, in hopes of getting some input before I try putting it on Smashwords. I hate to use my real name on the internet, but I don't know how copyrights work with aliases. Then again. Who would steal this shit anyway?
This is a somewhat short piece, in the spirit of George Carlin's work. It's about my life, and my somewhat different (and hopefully entertaining) view of the world. The book is only like 29 pages, according to OpenOffice. I actually wrote it all in gedit (Ubuntu) and imported it to OO for a little extra formatting.
Check it out.
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/96327