My children were taught the correct terms for, well, everything. I see no need in dumbing things down for kids, and think they actually could teach adults a thing or two. Ok, opening preachy opinion out of the way, that brings us to the funny part.
My son was playing catch with a kid from the neighborhood we'll call "Johnny". Poor Johnny took a fastball to a sensitive area, ending the game but leaving my son very confused. He confided later that something was very wrong with Johnny: he didn't have a penis! He peed out of a "bo-bo".
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