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Originally Posted by Donnageddon
Every post I make is carefully crafted with one single goal in mind: to extract as much Karma as possible.
Each post goes through many drafts. I field test the post to other groups and follow up with a survey ranking the posts karma-worthiness. I belong to hundreds of blogs, newsgroups and wikis, anything with a rating system deployed. When I discover a post that has extracted a large amount of karma (reputation, bullion, diggs, etc.) I tend to repurpose the post by changing key words for use on other web sites. You would be surprised how well changing the word “ebook” to “prius” or “turtle wax” or “3D glasses” can result in a single post being reusable in extracting karma from several sites.
I have none of these products, of course. I don’t really have an ebook reader, or a prius, and I have never used turtle wax or looked at anything in 3D (having only one eye), but it is the satisfaction of extracting karma that motivates me. I plan on retiring someday, but not until I have reached my goal of being the King of Karma on every single web site on the internet.
One must have a dream!
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Okay, so I just gave my first karma to you for this post.
