A bloke walked into the store and asked for some fush and chups. The fellow behind the counter laughed and said you must be a kiwi. hahahahah.
The bloke was insulted and stormed off and decided to see a language tutor. After a few lessons he walks back to the shop and says "May I have some fish and chips please?"
The fellow behind the counter bursts out laughing again. Insulted by his laughter in his new correctly enunciated accent asks him "Whats so funny?"
The guy says "This is a furniture store mate"!
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